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Joke of the Day

"""The car that was driving slow in front of me turned, I better drive fast now so the cars behind me don't think It was my fault."" Everyone"

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"""Choose password"" > 123bob ""Password must not contain common names & must be complex with at least 50 characters"" > gameofthrones ""OK"""
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a Lickalottapus"
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"Jamaican Snowman What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song? ...... Snowoman no cry."
"Did you hear about that new species of mosquito? It's called the Nickelback, it really sucks."