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Joke of the Day

"""The car that was driving slow in front of me turned, I better drive fast now so the cars behind me don't think It was my fault."" Everyone"

"Frog COD What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty? They respawn."

"[NSFW] What do snakes and condoms have in common? I don't fuck with either of them."

"It's important to distinguish between a seal and a sealion. A sealion is just like a seal, but it's either gained or lost electrons."

"What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure? A defetus"

"""Choose password"" > 123bob ""Password must not contain common names & must be complex with at least 50 characters"" > gameofthrones ""OK"""

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a Lickalottapus"

"Twilight werewolf Taylor Lautner turns 18 today. That makes him 126 in dog years so, unfortunately, we're going to have to put him to sleep."

"Jamaican Snowman What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song? ...... Snowoman no cry."

"Did you hear about that new species of mosquito? It's called the Nickelback, it really sucks."