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Joke of the Day

"[on a date] me: what's your favorite book series about a big red dog? her: uhh Clifford, i guess me: wow we have a lot in common"

"I bet Anne Franke had the worlds most boring Foursquare account."

"Microsoft just announced French tanks are available in World of Tanks... I'm not sure why I would want to play a game where I could only drive in reverse."

"If you put a crown on a donkey, will he be king? No, he would be a donkey with a crown."

"Have you heard of that invention that lets you see through walls? Its called window.Mua^ha^ha^ha"

"I have a good joke about a Spanish name... But it isn't this Juan."

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? ""Breathe you idiot! Breathe!"""

"My grandma started running 5K / day at age 60 She's 93 now, we have no idea where she is"

"im tired of things costing money"

"Congratulations to Tu Youyou on winning the Nobel Prize in Medicine and for being the most confusing person to sing Happy Birthday to."