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Joke of the Day

"[on a date] me: what's your favorite book series about a big red dog? her: uhh Clifford, i guess me: wow we have a lot in common"

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"Why do drug dealers hate prostitutes? Because prostitutes can wash their crack and sell it again."
"To avoid being raped when I am in jail... I stick a tube of toothpaste up my ass for complete cavity protection."
"Why can't there be peace in the Middle East? It IS what it IS."
"My doctor said I should eat better. I told him, with what he charges, I'm lucky I eat at all"
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"Chemistry joke If you can't helium or curium, then you barium."
"KNOCK KNOCK ""I am already owning one."""
"I asked my North Korean friend how he was doing.... ...and he responded, ""I can't complain."""