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Joke of the Day
"Do you know the worst part about drinking bleach? It never gets pass the noose."
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"It is WAY TOO EARLY for Christmas music. -people in the year 75 BC"
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews? Santa goes *down* the chimney."
"Racist: What sign appears on abortion clinics in black communities? ""Crime Prevention Center"""
"I see your Full House and I raise you 3 episodes of Home Improvement. -Me, not knowing how to play poker, but loving 90's TV"
"What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"If you're not wearing the shirt you slept in, you're doing Sunday wrong."
"An email from my parents: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Obama's a Muslim"
"I TEXTED MY BOSS... ""What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?... HE ANSWERED: ""I don't know?"" I REPLIED: ""I'm not coming in this morning!"""
"I heard OJ Simpson was getting married again. He's gonna take another stab at it."