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Joke of the Day
"What did the two oceans say to each-other? Nothing, they just waved."
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"Nothing ruins a game of hide and seek like when the cops let the K9 off the leash."
"No mister movie ticket guy that's not a bag of cheetos in my jacket that's my enlarged heart for the love of cinema"
"What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca? Alpaca 'nother bong"
"I get my guns from a guy named T-Rex... He's a small arms dealer"
"Get $10 off any drug purchase by using coupon code ""Do you have change?"""
"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending (duh dun dun chh)"
"If Satan lost his hair... ...there would be hell toupe."
"I always want to be friends with the people that need shopping carts at the liquor store. I bet those people are fun."
"A man died today when a pile of books fell on him.!!! He only had his shelf to blame.,,,,"