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Joke of the Day
"County lockup has been a lot more fun since they started giving out temporary prison tattoos."
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"pregnancy tests should just read ""pregnant"" or ""nope just fat"""
"I married a kleptomaniac... She stole my heart."
"Pizza Hut is very consistent... The pizza tastes exactly like the box it comes in."
"What happens when you play the drums incorrectly? You get repercussions"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Ah Ah who? God bless you"
"Did you hear about the priestess who accidentally healed the evil darklord? Talk about a clerical error!"
"It is a good thing butt cracks are vertical... If they were horizontal, we would hear clapping every time someone used the stairs."
"How do you make an elephant float? Take one elephant, two tons of ice cream, and one ton of soda. Blend."
"Apparently when your wife says ""let's make a baby,"" she doesn't mean assemble an infant from clay and chant The Old Words inside a pentagram"