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Joke of the Day
"Why are there different species of hyena? Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?"
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"Name's Bond. James Bond. *Drinks martini* Jame's Bond. Names Bond. *drinks another martini* Bame's Jond. *Drinks 1 more* THIS IS MY SONG WOO"
"How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists? Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it."
"What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it? Honshu!"
"Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just... not Yeti."
"My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow"
"What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store? Guardians of the Galaxy."
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
"Mr Bean bought a cow Do U Know Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow??? 2 Get Chocolate Milk!!"
"What do you call a bear who's just got too much darn cartilage? A gristly bear."