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Joke of the Day
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
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"You'll catch more flies with honey than you will with vinegar. Also a rotting corpse will work. Or poop. Lots of ways to attract flies."
"What did the male cheerleader say when he had to leave in the middle of a routine? ""Catch ya later!"""
"My 8 year old son wrote this... What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes? A poultry-geist."
"What are you if you aren't European? Eurapoopin. -my daughter"
"Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants? because they serve Poutine."
"If a man says something in the middle of a forest and there is no women around to hear him is he still wrong?"
"My friend died from eating too much waterfowl I thought he had lived a good, happy life He told me that he was full of Egrets"
"I once submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win. No pun in 10 did."
"What the beat part about having sex with twenty-one year olds? There's twenty of them!"