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Joke of the Day

"Beethoven walks into a bar... The bartender tells him, ""we don't serve any E-minors here."" Beethoven says ""what?"""

"If Emblem were a bad employee... Would you Fire Emblem?"

"There are some days when I just really do not want to wake up early and go to work. I call these days Monday Friday."

"What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle? A marxman."

"If a tiger goes to bite you, confuse him by french kissing him. You'll probably still die, but at least you got to make out w/ a tiger."

"What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies? I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini."

"What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist, you racist."

"PARTYING = a simple word describing the physical expression of a state mind in which you're deeply aware of how incredible it is to exist."

"Why did the redneck high school cancel driver's ed class? They needed the car for sex ed."

"The last words of an electrician ""Yeah you can turn it on, it is proven."""