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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist, you racist."

"After being robbed in Paris Kim Kardashian has been silent, Kanye cancelled concerts, and Keeping Up With The Kardashians filming has been suspended...... Best gift from France ever!!!"

"Why was Good Friday a favorite Nazi holiday? Because people all over the world celebrated the death of a Jew."

"I have a friend named Scott who still forwards chain emails. As soon as I figure out what to do w/ the body I'll be Scott-free."

"I was looking for a dating website with lots of Christians So I joined Ashley Madison"

"I don't think Jesus would be mad if he came back and saw what the world has become. He might be a bit cross, though."

"I want to start an all Chinese, Iron Maiden cover band It'll be called Maiden China"

"*Looks out the window to see it raining fire and brimstone* ""Oh man my car windows are down!"""

"Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !"

"I burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I shoulda cooked it at aloha temperature."