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Joke of the Day

"Content is king. But timing is everything. Then again... location, location, location. You should probably just do everything perfectly."

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It has great food, but no atmosphere."

"There is nothing louder than a party across the street that you weren't invited to."

"I just moved to a new housing estate and asked my girlfriend to celebrate with anal Her response; ""N.I.M.B.Y"""

"Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards."

"Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit? Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."

"Beer makes you smart. It made Bud wiser."

"What do you call a prostitute with her hands down her pants? Self-employed"

"A guy storms home and yells at his wife ""You slut! I know everything!"" The wife smirks, and calmly replies: ""Oh yeah? Then how high is Everest?"""

"I bought a lottery ticket the other day. I didn't win anything. I've come to the conclusion that the lottery is a bunch of balls."