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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a prostitute with her hands down her pants? Self-employed"
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"Today I found out that nobody living in my town is allowed to be buried in it. It might be because they're alive"
"So what do you say to an invisible man? Stand Clear."
"What is the most expensive type of prostitute? Whoreganic"
"the iPhone 8 won't even come with headphones you'll have to imagine you're listening to music"
"Gf: Remember that night we had unprotected sex Me: Yeah Gf: I'm having twins Me suspiciously: We only did it once why's there two babies"
"What is a vampire's sweetheart called? His ghoul-friend. "
"""The actor who plays the villain in No Country For old Men was causing trouble in my bar last night."" ""Javier Bardem?"" ""No, but I will if he does it again."""
"You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it."
"top baby names for 2015: Bareth, Robaldo, Gunblayde, Terby, Gulb"