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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards."
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"A joke about babies and cocaine What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!"
"What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEYE"
"Decades of video games have left me unjustifiably overconfident in my ability to break open a wooden crate."
"A first date is probably the best time to show off your wicked hand puppet skills."
"Why do your in-laws become dangerous after a divorce? They become outlaws"
"I was fired from the M&Ms factory because I threw out all the W's"
"What do we want? A cure for Tourettes! When do we want it? dejbxwsishcuntbxwddhiqxbjsbjx!"
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.... We'll see about that"
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair."