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Joke of the Day

"Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit? Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."

"What did one casual necrophiliac say to the other as they left their day jobs? Come by my place later, we'll crack a cold one."

"What do elephants use for tampons? Sheep."

"What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy? Blunt Trauma"

"You call what I just did walking into a wall. I call it looking for walls I can pass through and marking that one off the list."

"Hi guys! Nick is very handsome and an amazing cook. Are there any nice girls interested inMOM GET OFF MY TWITTER YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING"

"Why did the guitarist get arrested? He was arrested for fingering a minor"

"This bathroom stall was quite a find. Not only does the toilet paper come in a book but it also has its own phone and a view of the city."

"I like sleeping outside. No hobo."

"Did you hear about the French guy who died after eating in a fish restaurant? It must have been food poissoning."