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Joke of the Day

"I bought a lottery ticket the other day. I didn't win anything. I've come to the conclusion that the lottery is a bunch of balls."

"The best kind of love is experienced when the person who touches your ass also touches your heart."

"If you don't know the difference between a spree killer, a mass murderer, and a serial killer, we can't be friends."

"World's shortest mathematical joke Let 0"

"Monocles Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle? Because then you'd be a barnacle."

"what's a banana's favorite gymnastic event? The splits"

"Friend: ""Hey, that girl is cute. Can you put in a good word for me?"" Me: ""Sure"" *walks up to girl* *whispers* ""magnanimous"""

"What do Penises and Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get"

"What is black and white and red all over? An Orca on a Japanese whaling ship."

"Wife: I'm glad you're watching TLC and looking to improve yourself. So who are your new friends? Husband: These would be your Sister Wives"