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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It has great food, but no atmosphere."

"How do you know when a vegan gets to the party? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"White boards aren't just great They're remarkable"

"Did you hear about the woman who got Alzheimer's after removing her breasts? She lost her mammaries"

"*doctor looks up* I'm afraid you have forgetting about 80's bands disease ""Oh god what's The Cure?"" *doctor sighs* It's worse than I thought"

"A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer Bartender replies ""For you, no charge""."

"I suck telling jokes.. Because I start laughing even before I reach the punchline. The doctor says I have a premature hehejaculation."

"Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it."

"The sub became horrible since it became default...anyone know of a better jokes sub similar to how this sub was pre-default?"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One but he must consult the DSM-IV."