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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a cat go ""woof""? Douse it in gasoline and toss it in a fire."

"My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI."

"I dated a midget, but I had to break up with her. She was always sticking her nose in my business."

"Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach? He ate someone who disagreed with him."

"What's black and always in the back of a police car? The seat."

"Fat chicks are like masturbation. Totally fine to do in the privacy of your own home, but you should be ashamed to be caught in public."

"Why do witches laugh when they ride their brooms? because they're not wearing any panties."

"Going to keep letting animals bite me until I get super powers."

"How do you make Helen Keller cry? Turn the stool upside-down"

"Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland? Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes."