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Joke of the Day
"Why do witches laugh when they ride their brooms? because they're not wearing any panties."
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"How many potatos does it take to kill an Irishman? None....."
"What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks? A conductor."
"Why did the lobster blush? Because the see weed."
"Why do breasts have nipples? Because without them they would be pointless."
"What is the opposite of Dominoes? Domi does not know...."
"Two condoms walk past a gay bar... One turns to the other and says 'Wanna go in there and get shit faced?'"
"I have just invented a perfume made from holy water Eau my god"
"""Mommy, mommy, mommy, mom, mom, mommy, mom, mommy!"" -Mormon kids"
"A genie grant a man two wishes Genie: What is your first wish? Jeff: I want to be Rich Genie: Okey, what is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money"