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Joke of the Day
"I dated a midget, but I had to break up with her. She was always sticking her nose in my business."
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"A girl who lives hundreds of miles away texting you ""I'm drunk"" is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying ""I'm delicious"""
"Freud had it wrong, women don't have penis envy, men have boob envy. Explains the obesity epidemic and my need to breastfeed daily."
"Why don't the Chinese have casinos? Because they don't like Tibet"
"What did the slab of meat say when it was covered in salt and left out to dry? ""I'm cured!"""
"Me: Hey, look, I can't stay long, I've got a cab downstairs. Her: You took a cab? Me: I'm gonna give it back!"
"Girl, do you have 67 protons? Cuz you a Ho"
"You ever hear the one about the super-competitive guy who joined a circlejerk? He came in first *and* third. (Ngaio Bealum)"
"I like taking pictures with my friends but my mom says she didn't raise a thief"
"If I had a dollar every time a girl hit on me... I would still be poor"