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Joke of the Day

"Just shared w/ my son the amazing story of a boy who wanted to go to his friend's house & didn't get to go & yet everybody lived in the end."

"How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, you fucking racist!"

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard. I just got laid."

"I've found that I can usually judge how hot a woman is by how many times my girlfriend calls her a whore."

"My ex told me that I was gonna die alone... I told her she was wrong because I would die while making out with a shotgun."

"War does not determine who is right only who is left."

"How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead? No, seriously. How could they tell?"

"I'm sponsoring this new group that teaches underprivileged children about basic math terms Upvote for divisibility"

"My friend says he's doing good he means well"

"What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome? A Dog."