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Joke of the Day

"Just shared w/ my son the amazing story of a boy who wanted to go to his friend's house & didn't get to go & yet everybody lived in the end."

"So a Croatian walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""We don't serb your kind!"""

"Traveling with a four year old boy is like transferring a serial killer between prisons."

"I've agreed so much with my wife that my head just starts nodding at the sound of her voice."

"Ugh, stalkers are horrible. You'd think SOMEONE could've let me know I was out of toilet paper."

"Why do women have orgasms? Because it's just another chance for them to moan."

"How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb? None. It will happen itself."

"If you have Bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the Bee holder."

"I was gonna take a selfie, but I just checked the mirror and I still have the same face."

"Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway? Because he was snowed in."