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Joke of the Day

"War does not determine who is right only who is left."

"There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed"

"What do you call 50Cent in Zimbabwe A millionare"

"They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country... ...but if you ask a native American, that number is more like 300 million."

"Are you supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don't want to look like a dork."

"A blind man walks into a bar ""Ow!"" he exclaims. The bartender responds by saying that he doesn't know that drink."

"Why are black people afraid of motorcycles? They'd get caught in the chain."

"How did the mathmatician become unconstipated? He worked it out with a pencil"

"What is the speed limit during sex? 68; once you get to 69 you have to stop and turn around."

"I can't help but feel partially responsible for the fact that you're reading this Tweet right now."