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Joke of the Day
"Are you alright? No, you are all left"
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"You drunkenly fall into one bathtub with your pants around your ankles, breaking the curtain rod and all of a sudden, everyone is a critic"
"My teacher always hated my answers to her math questions. ""If I have 6 candy bars in one hand and 7 in the other, what do I have?"" Diabetes?"
"Girls are always the first to say ""YOLO"" Until I mention anal"
"What happens when you put a condom inside another condom? Conception"
"They said when pigs fly.. But the swine already flu"
"Apparently impatient midgets don't like to stand on clocks... because it would make them short on time."
"What do you call someone who murders a toucan, a leprechaun, and a honey bee? A cereal killer!"
"Women only call me ugly untill they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly & poor"
"I named my boobs... I named my boobs All and Hell, 'cause when my bra comes off All Hell breaks loose."