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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome? A Dog."

"What can a goose do, that a duck can't, that a lawyer should ? Stick his bill up his ass."

"Why did Ahmed take his clock to school? He wanted to see time fly"

"Why did the guy with a 7-days-a-week sexual job look forward to the weekend? Because his favorite part of sexual intercourse is the BEGINNING and END!"

"I decided to switch to a new barber My current barber just isn't cutting it."

"I ended it after I checked his browser history and found hundreds of video game walk-throughs. Once a cheater, always a cheater."

"I really don't appreciate ghosts coming back from the dead just to tell me I'm doing a bad job. Boooooo"

"Did you hear about the support group for people who talk too much? It's On & On Anon."

"When u post in /r/shoot.... Its a suicide..! (Self.shoot) Ps- didnt check if it existed xD"

"Q: Did I ever tell you the story about the broken pencil? A: It had no point."