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Joke of the Day
"My two year old nephew, though adorable, is a pretty violent drunk."
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"What is better than a rose on a piano? Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)"
"Why are fisherman so successful in business? Because they use ""net"" profits"
"In space, nobody can hear you scream for ice cream. So remember, before trips to colonize the galaxy bring your Ben & Jerrys."
"A man tells his friend his wife broke up with him and has full custody of his kids... His friend says: ""I feel so sorry"" The man says: ""I feel worse for the kids"""
"Coffee Joke [OC] So the coffee asked the creamer, ""Are you outraged by our working conditions too, or do you support management?"" The creamer replied, ""I'm half and half."" ^^^I'm ^^^Sorry."
"What type of wind is named after a young deer? Foehn"
"Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall-adelphia!"
"Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination? Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!"
"""DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME"" - Farts"