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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make everything up."
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"If a group of necrophiliacs ran into group of zombies...who would do the chasing? Oh, I went there...;)"
"Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business? He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6."
"What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring? The referee"
"Downvotes for being a Trump supporter should only be worth 3/5ths of a downvote... You know why."
"Who do mice worship? Cheesus. :)"
"My wife told me she used to be a lesbian once ""You mean I turned you?"" I asked with a grin. ""No...."" she replied wistfully. ""I just ran out of money."""
"When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?) you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say? My little joke"
"What do you call a chinese guy with a long penis? Long Wang... or nonexistent whatever you prefer"
"My favorite thing about myself is that I'm humble."