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Joke of the Day

"Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do!"

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"Office assistant is throwing darts at a picture of her boss. Phone rings. It's the boss. Boss: What are you doing right now? Assistant: Missing you."
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"what do you call a weird camel? A wamel!!! Made my 6 year old laugh anyway!"
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"[Mr. Robot] I may be late... ...and, for sure, Edward Alderson is late, but Christian's later"