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Joke of the Day

"CHEAP and EASY Hack for Getting in Touch With Your Inner Self: Use 1 ply toilet paper"

"Ladies: A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world...oh sorry thats wine...wine does that."

"Fun Fact: When the bartender asks if you want two or three fingers, he isn't always talking about the liquor."

"What's a roosters favorite sport? Professional Cock Soccer."

"So I was reaching for the Viagra... But I picked up the tipp-ex by mistake. I woke up with a massive correction."

"Do you know that awesome feeling after understating math? Me neither"

"My roommate wouldn't let me name our wireless network 'Bill Wi the Science Fi' because he has no sense of humor."

"I went to the doctors today told him ""I've got a problem, every time I finish masturbating I sing the American national anthem"". The doctor said, ""Don't worry, a lot of wankers sing that""."

"Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm the jerk."

"I accidentally took an extra step when I reached the top of the stairs and now I'm in a marching band."