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Joke of the Day
"I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months I don't like to interrupt her."
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"As the zombies swarm, I ask for one last selfie. By the time they realise their dead flesh won't activate the touch screen, I'm long gone."
"As an Asian, puberty doesn't hit us... our parents do."
"What do you call a gay Asian guy? Rice-a-Roni"
"why is everyone posting about 9/11? It's still 2 months away."
"What does a church shooting sound like? Pew! Pew!"
"Why is it easy to arrange for private yoga classes with a teacher? They are flexible."
"If you walk in to a room and find a man having a stroke... ...you probably should have knocked."
"What's the difference between a Slut and a Bitch? A Slut sleeps with everyone A Bitch sleeps with everyone, except you."
"How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife? Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you."