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Joke of the Day

"There's probably only 7 people on earth who actually know what they're doing during the whole smelling, swirling and sipping wine thing."

"gay rabbit Did you hear about the gay rabbit? He found a hare up his ass."

"Sex so good, you make bed angels with your arms and legs afterwards."

"Being a judge incorporates my two favorite things: wearing a robe and judging people. I missed my calling."

"REALITY SHOW IDEA: Put 10 tweeters in a house with only 1 phone charger and plenty of booze. BOOM."

"I gave my friend an elephant. It was standing in his living room. He said, ""Thanks for the elephant"". I said, ""Don't mention it""."

"How does a hipster measure out his drugs? Using instagrams."

"I bet firemen ""super-bidet"" each other when they're bored."

"I don't understand why certain people don't get communist jokes All it takes is a little common sense."

"What do you call it when Daniel Craig has kinky sex? Bondage!"