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Joke of the Day

"gay rabbit Did you hear about the gay rabbit? He found a hare up his ass."

"A cryogenic experiment to freeze people at absolute zero just succeeded. I know because my friend took part in it. Don't worry, he's OK."

"Syria is wherever the Syrians are in Europe"

"I got fired from my job because I smile too much! I said, ""If I can't smile while I work then get yourself another funeral director!"""

"Why did the computer crash? It had a bad driver"

"Last week, I told my grandpa that Amazon is the best place for Christmas shopping. He just called me from Brazil."

"Hey guys quick question, can you put a pin back in a grenade? Gonna need a fast answer for this one..."

"What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use? Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt."

"So, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs walk into a bar... and I got sued for millions because I used both of their names in the same sentence."

"WHAT OTHER ILLNESSES DO I HAVE?! I told my doctor I think I'm a hypochondriac. As usual, the medicine he gave me isn't working."