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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why certain people don't get communist jokes All it takes is a little common sense."

"What do you call a snowman that frequently has sexual intercourse? A snowplow."

"""I couldn't work there after what he said to me..."" ""What did he say?"" ""You're fired."""

"my wife can find a stain on my shirt from across the room but can't see the mailbox when she's backing up?"

"I'd read a book written by the person who pushes the room service cart into people's hotel rooms."

"The pollen is so bad this year in Phoenix... that tweekers are turning their crystal meth back into Sudafed."

"Having kids is like getting a stupid tattoo... It takes most people a couple years to realize how bad they fucked up."

"Wanna hear a joke about unemployed people? Nevermind, they don't work."

"I'm thinking of changing career and becoming a professional circumciser. . . The pay is lousy, but I hear you get plenty of tips."

"Q: What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light."