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Joke of the Day

"How does a hipster measure out his drugs? Using instagrams."

"A 3 foot tall psychic escapes prison, then he gets a look at the newspaper ""Small medium at large"""

"[job interview] ""What's your biggest weakness?"" ""My honesty"" ""I don't think-"" ""I broke into ur house and made love to ur cat last night"""

"what is the mods favorite joke? [deleted]"

"Waiter: Is Pepsi okay? Me: Is Kohl's cash okay?"

"What are the ten greatest years of a woman's life? The ones between 39 and 40."

"My math teacher called me average. How mean."

"Due to flooding, my kid's school is closed. Pffft. In my day, we swam to school--uphill--both ways."

"So everybody hates Crocs yet the company is worth $2 billion!Some of you f*ckers are lying!"

"The American education system obviously listen to Pink Floyd. They've left those kids a loan. EDIT: Woke up to find THIS :O"