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Joke of the Day
"I just got a part in a movie about dog walking I'm playing the lead"
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"video games hav a negative effect on children they teach them to learn and adapt to any world they find themselves in adn overcome obstacles"
"How do you know when a black chick is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out and all the cotton's picked"
"The jerk store called. Instead of texting. Typical"
"Only a fraction of you will get this There's a fine line between numerator and denominator"
"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows..."
"Why is sex like a bridge game? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand."
"What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character? The Adhomineminal Snowman"
"Necrophiliacs love going out on expiration dates."
"I just saw Madonna climb out of a hollowed out tree trunk in the woods near my house."