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Joke of the Day
"You hear about the blind guy on Wheel of Fortune? He asked if he could buy an I."
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"Wonder when that family from Russia is going to realize I took a selfie instead of a photo of them standing in front of the Chinese Theatre."
"What do you call disabled people that follow politics? A special interest group."
"If your cat brings home a dead bird and presents it to you, don't be rude. Take a little bite."
"sex toy. do you know about ISIS making there own sex dolls? it blows up itself."
"A statistician walks up to a girl in the bar Guy: You're the most average girl out here. Girl: Hey, you're mean! Guy: No, you are."
"'You look fat' is both an ice-breaker and a bone-breaker"
"The last words of my gym teacher: ""All spears to me!"""
"Did you guys hear about Freddie Mercury's bedroom furniture store? Nothing Really Mattress. They only sell queen size."
"How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house? It has a recognizable gait"