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Joke of the Day
"Very few people actually have celiacs. They're usually pretty stern."
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"I tried to post a joke about foreskin earlier... but it got removed"
"How did the Romans split up their empire? With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks [Deep Digger Dan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=JUIumhWtTK4))"
"My eHarmony Application was Rejected Apparently, ""My dick"" was not an acceptable answer to question #14: ""What do you like most in a woman?"""
"What's the best way to start an underwear presentation? Start with a brief introduction."
"The most popular guy in a fraternity will always end up working at a mobile phone kiosk in the mall."
"What's the cheesiest Stallone film? Roquefort."
"What's better than two roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."
"90% of the internet is people who don't know anything having their questions answered by people who don't know anything."
"Did anyone hear about the fat priest? He never exorcised."