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Joke of the Day
"What Do You Call an Overpriced Circumcision? A rip off."
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"What color is the most metal? Ma*djent*a"
"My history teacher found a tampon He's still trying to figure out what period it's from."
"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink... Not if Guantanamo Bay has anything to say about it."
"My cock was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records once... But it really pissed off the librarian and she kicked me out!"
"What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day? A Buddha Pest."
"If I ever opened a store that sold goats, I would call it Burlington Goat Factory"
"World peace (how to) If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours...followed by a global food shortage."
"Failed my biology test today: They asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the correct answer."
"Guns don't kill people... Husbands that come home early from work do."