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Joke of the Day

"My history teacher found a tampon He's still trying to figure out what period it's from."

"When I said I wanted an origami book... I didn't mean a regular book in the shape of a butterfly."

"The depressing thing about tennis is that you'll never be as good as a wall"

"What did the candle say when he was down on his luck? I'm at wick's end."

"In which state does the Mississippi river flow? Liquid."

"How many ears does spock have? (if you don't get it read it aloud) a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear."

"What do you call it when a Sith goes to a Galleria? Darth Mall."

"I saw a homeless man and gave him $1.00. I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77."

"I rescued a seagull, taught it karate and named it Steven, so what?"

"Why did brass and steel team-up together during the war? Because they were alloys."