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Joke of the Day
"Guns don't kill people... Husbands that come home early from work do."
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"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer"
"Me have great grammar... Me learnt everything I know from Sesame Street!"
"Vodka giveth and vodka taketh away... It giveth me a hangover and taketh away my underpants. Amen."
"How to sports: - Take a ball - Put it someplace someone else doesn't want you to put it - Congratulations you've now sportsed"
"Only 1 month left til black people misspell Kwanzaa."
"What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died? Napoleon Blownaparte"
"OCD My little cousin has been diagnosed with an unusual case of OCD where all he does all day is organise dinner plates by the year they were made, It's an extremely rare dish-order........"
"What does a parliamentarian say when they're done masturbating? ""Beating adjourned."""
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 Victims, they went through 38 stories in 10 seconds"