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Joke of the Day

"World peace (how to) If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours...followed by a global food shortage."

"There is no more cake. This is my suicide note."

"what do you call a snake that studies past events? a *HISS*torian"

"Who did the dyslexic devil worshipper sell his soul to? Santa"

"What brand of computer is best at singing? A Dell"

"What is the difference between a camel and a college student? Camel can go days without drinking!"

"[first date] HER: I'm really into guys with ambitions ME: *trying to impress her* that's perfect, I have two frogs"

"Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent."

"Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married."

"[outside eden] Adam: This isnt so bad Eve: Yea Adam: [mosquito lands on arm] Wtf is this [5 min later] Adam: [banging on gates] WE'RE SORRY"