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Joke of the Day

"I called the Muslim suicide hotline but they kept asking me if I can fly a plane."

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"Why did god kill all the herbivore dinosaurs? He liked his salads a little meteor."
"What is a feminist's feeling when she gets ""threatened?"" Womenaced"
"Did you hear about the guy who opened a cheese store in Israel? He called it ""Cheeses of Nazareth""."
"/r/jokes has the most original content on reddit! That's it."
"What do you get when you combine a Comedian and a Whorehouse? a BROFL"
"What are the two most important holes on a woman? The Nostrils. So she can breathe while giving me a blow job. *My 10 year old brother told me this today"
"My brother is a true gentleman He knows not to kiss my girlfriend when he has sex with her"
"A Reddit moderator walks into a bar [removed]"
"Walking dead spoiler alert. There are zombies and they like to try & eat people but the people are like ""nuh uh zombie, we don't want that"""