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Joke of the Day
"I called the Muslim suicide hotline but they kept asking me if I can fly a plane."
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"How do you guys tweet from the toilet? I poop with both hands."
"My professor just said that the particle of light is like a bullet... The black objects absorb more."
"I thought I pocket dialed you... But it was just a clothes call."
"Birth Paddy's wife was ready to give birth so he rushes her to hospital.On arrival the nurse asks ""How dilated is she?""To which paddy relies,""Oh Jaysus we""re both over the fucking moon!!..:)"
"Nice jeans, everyone in the 90s."
"How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware problem"
"Dogs can't operate an MRI machine .. .. but catscan"
"I joked about a robot uprising until I waved at an automatic paper towel dispenser and nothing happened. THEY'RE EVOLVING INTO PRETTY GIRLS!"
"Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties."