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Joke of the Day
"Hey baby, are you an oven? Because you've had a lot of Jews inside of you."
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"Everything's racist these days. You can't even say ""black paint"" anymore. You have to say ""Tyrone, paint that wall""."
"Parents who are afraid that giving teenagers condoms will just ensure they have sex to use them have obviously never owned a bread maker."
"Can we make it a rule not to put anything after the punchline? Seriously, it ruins the joke every time without fail."
"A Canadian version of Breaking Bad is in the works It'll be one episode long. Walt is diagnosed with cancer and receives treatment."
"What's the difference between yogurt and America? Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years"
"""Are you pro gay?"" he asked. ""Amateur at best,"" I replied"
"You know that feeling you get when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat? Ya, that's arrhythmia. You can die from that."
"There is no Control (Ctrl) button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control."
"How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan? Depends on the size of the pieces."