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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep."
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"Want a slutty costume? Dress up like my professors, they barely cover anything important."
"I'm so done with Apple products! Their phones can't do jack..."
"Daughter just asked me how to spell bourbon so she's either asking Santa to hook up her old man or writing a letter to child services."
"Hipsters probly don't eat carrots since they lose interest in things when there not underground anymore."
"What did the shy pebble wish for? Only that he could be a little boulder!"
"[NSFW] Useless things Q: What are the most useless items ever invented? A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old."
"How do you become a millionaire in post-Brexit UK? First, start off with a billion pounds.."
"Why do sharks live in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze."
"Did you here the one about the midget that finally admitted he was gay? He came out of the cupboard."