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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep."
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"""I'm old."" -everyone over the age of 18"
"New study shows that Diarrhea is hereditary... Because it runs in the jeans."
"(God creating coyotes) God: Make them look like dogs. Angel: Exactly like dogs? God: But with a meth problem."
"What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common? Either way, someone is losing a trailer."
"A blind man walks into a bar."
"What's the difference between an establishment where alcohol is served and an elephant passing gas? One is a Bar Room, the other is a BAROOOM!"
"What does God call his nose? God knows."
"Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous? It doesn't work."
"Say what you will against pedophiles, but at least... they drive slowly in school zones."