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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an establishment where alcohol is served and an elephant passing gas? One is a Bar Room, the other is a BAROOOM!"

"Incest It's all relative."

"I can't wait until this election is over and we can go back to calling Trump supporters what they were originally called Racists"

"Did you hear about the jewish guy? Did you hear about the jewish guy that walked into a wall with a boner? He broke his nose."

"What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet? Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)"

"My sex life is a lot like the Olympic 100m final. I wait 4 years for it and it's over in less than 10 seconds."

"A 900 kilogram pumpkin fell on a local man today. Reports say he was squashed."

"How do religions reproduce? They have sects."

"There was a boy who lived down my street who always got concussions! He lived just a stone throw away."

"Who makes the best milkshakes ever? Michael J. Fox."