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Joke of the Day
"I knew you were trouble when you said you didn't drink."
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"Would you like to make me wine? Join everyone stomping my grapes."
"Scientists have created a mutant version of the deadly 1918 Spanish flu virus in an effort to better understand how pandemics start. I'm not a scientist, but this is how pandemics start."
"There's this hot girl in my college writing class. Her body is a 10, but her intro and conclusion need some work."
"Baby, words can't describe how attractive you are, But numbers can, 03/10."
"A programmers wife tells him... A programmers wife tells him: Run to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer comes back with 12 loaves of bread..."
"Did you hear why the Quartz is divorcing her husband? She says he took her for Granite"
"Pupil: Sir would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!"
"Knuckle tats: (I)(M)(H)(U)(N)(G)(R)(Y)"
"Do one person every day that scares you."