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Joke of the Day

"Do one person every day that scares you."

"I heard jesus was a pretty gay guy cause he got nailed by soldiers"

"Grabs intercom: ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE TO JOIN MY MILITIA, STAY HERE! WE ARE GOING TO OCCUPY THIS OLIVE GARDEN UNTIL I GET MORE BREADSTICKS"

"What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married? His Feyonce."

"A son asks his father, ""Dad, what does gay mean?"". ""Son, gay means happy"", the father replies. ""Dad, are you gay?"" ""No, son, I'm married to your mother"""

"Dave walks on a Sandi beach and says Hey it's me! lol gets me every time."

"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend. We have had so many mammaries together."

"Apologies to my forehead for assuming that automatic doors will just ""open."""

"What's the difference between President Obama and a bucket of shit? The shit's in a bucket ! *that redneck spit noise followed by a ting*"

"You should kill me for this but... Did you see the engraving under the mineral sculpture of the famous punner's head? It said, ""Wordplay Ore Bust"""