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Joke of the Day
"Would you like to make me wine? Join everyone stomping my grapes."
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"I am aware that I am less than some people prefer me to be but most people are unaware that I am so much more than what they see."
"When your SO asks Daddy for ketchup at the family BBQ. And you BOTH grab it at the same time."
"To celebrate Star Wars we baked some ""Wookie Cookies"". They were a little on the Chewy side."
"You have to sit up to drink coffee in bed. I know that now."
"Ernie's roommate asks him if he wants to go out for ice cream. Ernie refuses and proposes an alternative, but his roommate does not understand the response: Sherbert!"
"what do you call a fish with no eyes?? fsh"
"There are no atheists in parking lots where you've dropped your phone face down on the asphalt."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid by this chick."
"How is snow white? -Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs"