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Joke of the Day
"Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly? Zero emissions."
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"Why did the tortoise get arrested? Because he got there before the hare."
"A friend went to the CVS in Baltimore after the looting to pick up some items, the only things left behind were sun tan lotion and father's day cards."
"What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie? *Who are you wearing?*"
"Shout out to my drug dealer Jamal, he's taught me more about the metric system than any of my teachers ever did."
"Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists."
"I think I'm going to sell my Theremin.. Haven't touched it in ages."
"I'm always right. I thought i was wrong once, But i was wrong."
"Q: What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill? A: ""Here come the elephants up over the hill!"""
"What do you call a group of chickens dressed up like crows? A murder most fowl. (I'll see myself out...)"