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Joke of the Day

"I think I'm going to sell my Theremin.. Haven't touched it in ages."

"Last night I dreamed of a color I had never seen before. It was a pigment of my imagination."

"When my teacher wanted to see an example of a ringed molecule... I got my arsole out."

"Who is missing an egg? there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg."

"Did you know there is a Virus that turns fruits into vegetables? It's called AIDS."

"A redhead tells her blonde sister ""I slept with a Brazilian""... The blonde says ""OMG! you slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest? A bomb vest does something when triggered."

"I've had a slight accident with your sleigh Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That's all right....now it's a mint with a hole!"

"What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !"

"Britain has invented a new missile It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired."