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Joke of the Day
"I think I'm going to sell my Theremin.. Haven't touched it in ages."
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"What's the difference between Ireland and America? When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing."
"This is the test you should take to know if you are a man. Really????"
"Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus. Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus."
"ME to BF: ""We need to talk about the future."" BF: ""what about it,you wanna talk about flying cars and robots and stuff?"""
"I'll do algebra. I'll do trigonometry. I'll even do calculus! But graphing is simply where I draw the line."
"Just got back from Germany... and let me tell ya, their meat is the Wurst."
"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.. I should have put it on aloha setting."
"What do you call an exemplary black housewife? Do'mestique"
"what was the last thing that went through Jane Wicker's mind? The Ground."