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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of chickens dressed up like crows? A murder most fowl. (I'll see myself out...)"

"My business portfolio is a cigarette butt inside an empty beer bottle."

"Man who stand on toilet... High on pot!"

"A guy cat calls a girl ""Hey, what's up girl?"" ""My eyes."""

"Fun fact for you... 5 out of 4 people don't understand ratios..."

"OPEN UP. THIS IS THE POLICE. THANK YOU. CAN WE USE YOUR BATHROOM"

"Hulk Hogan: I struggled to overcome manic-depression. Me [as his therapist]: So you could say you had to wrestle mania? *gets leg dropped*"

"How do you confuse a straight person? LGBTQ+"

"What do you call cows with no sense of humor? Feminists"

"Chihuahuas are a lot like farts... ...only their owners can stand them."