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Joke of the Day
"I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly"
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"*puts Fitbit on Roomba *eats crackers with no plate or napkin"
"Left work, txted wife ""Coming homo."" Then I txted her ""Haha whoops, I meant BEcoming homo."""
"I used to be a halogen but then I took a proton to the Ne"
"A little girl asked her father, ""do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? The father replied, ""No, some begin with - If I am elected."";"
"I hate political jokes And it disgusts me that two are running for president."
"With subpar graphics and no discernable plot, TurboTax is, hands down, the worst video game I have ever played."
"Just how hairy was the dude who invented a shampoo called Head & Shoulders?"
"A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. ""Which side is it best to lie on?"" she asked. ""The side that pays your fee"" replied the doctor."
"Her: Let's read your horoscope... Do you believe in astrology? Me: No. That's such a scam. Well, at least that's what my psychic says."