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Joke of the Day
"Just how hairy was the dude who invented a shampoo called Head & Shoulders?"
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"[spelling bee] Your word is ""pneumonia"". ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" Of course, you can use any word in a sentence. No more hints."
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"By the time someone says something in the meeting worth writing down, I've likely already taken my pen apart and lost the spring."
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"This Political Correctness stuff is really getting out of hand. I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore. Now I have to say ""Jamal, please paint."""